2017年05月21日   

The rabbit and Lion

Once a lion said to all the animals in the forest that if one of them will come to him as his meal for the day, he would not kill anyone else among them. All the animals agreed to this .

One day, it was a rabbit"s turn and it took quite long reaching the lion. The lion asked it the reason for being late. It acted wisely and said, "Sir! I was stopped by another lion, who was claiming to be the king of the jungle and he wants to,eet you."

"So di I"、said the furious lion.

The rabbit took the lion to a well and showed him his reflection in the water of the well. the lion jumped into the well to catch his opponent and drowned.

How intelligently, the rabbit got rid of the wild beast.


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2017年05月09日   

a perfect son

A: i have the perfect son.
B: does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't

B: Does he drink whiskey?
A:No, he doesn't

B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesdayik_88





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